a gif composing of 2 spheres quickly turning into squares, donuts, and cylinders in that order before becoming spheres again with the caption "me after spicy chip" at the top.
this gif is trying to resemble the confusion of your tongue after a spicy chip has been layed on it, due to the shapes quickly forming in and out of the four shapes.
When a man sticks his penis in another man or womans anus who has diarrhea and then cums on her face. The mixture of diarrhea and semen makes it look like chipotle sauce.
Paprika/tomato based seasoning sprinkled onto chips giving a tangy spicy flavour. Sold in white tubs (usually at fish and chip shops and fast food takeaways)with Statue of Liberty logo on and branded "American Chip Spice"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.