Spice Christ 

The term used for the unknown spice used on the body of christ (a typically distasteful cracker or piece of bread) when communion is taken at any church.

Pastor: Man these communion crackers are bland...

Deacon: BAM, SPICE CHRIST!

Church Members: mmmm...tastes like salvation.

Spice Christ by candorman August 23, 2010

space christmas 

December 27th. The day til which you leave up all of your bright blue and lime green Christmas lights after taking down the rest and celebrate Christmas like they would on the moon.

Also known as "Lunar Christmas" (not to be confused with the "lunar new year").

Christmas was great but I'm more stoked for that laser show on Space Christmas.

Have a SUPER STELLAR Space Christmas!

space christmas by Ol St Moon Nick December 26, 2013

spicy christopher 

A gay handjob using buffalo sauce as lube.

That guy is such a “Spicy Christopher”, my penis still burns from last night.

spicy christopher by Big dick marley August 19, 2021