Derogatory term used primarily in academia and the scientific community to describe an Egyptologist. Their track record of assumptions being proved inaccurate earned them this moniker and relegated the legacy of the cultural anthropologist as the 'weather guessers' of the dig site by colleagues who conduct actual science.
':The water erosion evident among the older structures of the Giza Complex is indicative the construction predates the reign of the pharaohs they are attributes to. (Sigh)...never trust anything that comes out of a Sphynxster.''
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Alternate definition: an outhouse for illiterate Western tourists (locally referred to as "sphinxters") located at the Sphinx in Egypt.
Alternate definition: an outhouse for illiterate Western tourists (locally referred to as "sphinxters") located at the Sphinx in Egypt.
This sphinxter was loudly wandering all around Cairo looking for a bathroom but only found an outhouse near the Sphinx which is also called a "sphinxter" because it meets both qualifications for an outhouse, has an asshole and a hole in the ground.
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n. 1. (sfee-ngkter)n.
A ringlike muscle that normally maintains constriction of a body passage or orifice and that relaxes as required by normal physiological functioning. See also sphincter.
2. The stars of the new Backstreet Boys video, "Just Want You to Know," in town for ONE NIGHT ONLY on May 13, 1985. "That was awesome!"
A ringlike muscle that normally maintains constriction of a body passage or orifice and that relaxes as required by normal physiological functioning. See also sphincter.
2. The stars of the new Backstreet Boys video, "Just Want You to Know," in town for ONE NIGHT ONLY on May 13, 1985. "That was awesome!"
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Get the sphynkter vision mug.A punishment given to a man or woman after "operation" whom has commited a hanis crime and death is not thought of a worthy punishment. thus the penal sphynterotomy is given to them. In this punishment the offenders penis is removed by being forced to insert the penis into the fat woman's sphynter, the fat lady will then contract the sphynter and glutius maximus and some guy pushs her hard so that the penis is removed. Some think of this act as quit an erotic one, indeed painful though.
Defendant: I plead not guilty your honour.
Judge: well then, i here by sentance you to Death by penal sphyncterotomy!
*dum dum dum*
Jury #1:OMG!
Defendant: oh god please no, i can just picture the fat chick, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
Judge: well then, i here by sentance you to Death by penal sphyncterotomy!
*dum dum dum*
Jury #1:OMG!
Defendant: oh god please no, i can just picture the fat chick, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
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