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Derogatory term used primarily in academia and the scientific community to describe an Egyptologist. Their track record of assumptions being proved inaccurate earned them this moniker and relegated the legacy of the cultural anthropologist as the 'weather guessers' of the dig site by colleagues who conduct actual science.

':The water erosion evident among the older structures of the Giza Complex is indicative the construction predates the reign of the pharaohs they are attributes to. (Sigh)...never trust anything that comes out of a Sphynxster.''

Sphynxster by Dee Snuhtz January 1, 2026

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sphinxter

sphinxter - an amateur Egyptologist who cannot tell his ass from a hole in the ground.

Alternate definition: an outhouse for illiterate Western tourists (locally referred to as "sphinxters") located at the Sphinx in Egypt.

This sphinxter was loudly wandering all around Cairo looking for a bathroom but only found an outhouse near the Sphinx which is also called a "sphinxter" because it meets both qualifications for an outhouse, has an asshole and a hole in the ground.

sphinxter by Word Salad December 15, 2010

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sphynkter

n. 1. (sfee-ngkter)n.
A ringlike muscle that normally maintains constriction of a body passage or orifice and that relaxes as required by normal physiological functioning. See also sphincter.

2. The stars of the new Backstreet Boys video, "Just Want You to Know," in town for ONE NIGHT ONLY on May 13, 1985. "That was awesome!"

"Dude, let's go to the Sphynkter concert!"

"Hold on, lemme comb thru my mullet."

sphynkter by nay September 6, 2005

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sphyncter slap

The slapping of a girls ass right after butt sex. Makes a sound much like snapping a rag on someone

As soon as i pulled out, i gave her a sphyncter slap

sphyncter slap by Matt July 23, 2003

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sphynkter vision

Seeing the world through the eyes of an ass hole.

Put yo gaddamn sphynkter vision away, dick!

sphynkter vision by KJ slappy July 11, 2005

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Death by Penal Sphyncterotomy

A punishment given to a man or woman after "operation" whom has commited a hanis crime and death is not thought of a worthy punishment. thus the penal sphynterotomy is given to them. In this punishment the offenders penis is removed by being forced to insert the penis into the fat woman's sphynter, the fat lady will then contract the sphynter and glutius maximus and some guy pushs her hard so that the penis is removed. Some think of this act as quit an erotic one, indeed painful though.

Defendant: I plead not guilty your honour.
Judge: well then, i here by sentance you to Death by penal sphyncterotomy!
*dum dum dum*
Jury #1:OMG!
Defendant: oh god please no, i can just picture the fat chick, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

Death by Penal Sphyncterotomy by someweido April 19, 2009

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splynxter

When someone is kicked so hard in the face that they crap out their spleen.

I hate when my splynxter touches the water.

splynxter by crank May 4, 2005

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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