sphynkter

n. 1. (sfee-ngkter)n.
A ringlike muscle that normally maintains constriction of a body passage or orifice and that relaxes as required by normal physiological functioning. See also sphincter.

2. The stars of the new Backstreet Boys video, "Just Want You to Know," in town for ONE NIGHT ONLY on May 13, 1985. "That was awesome!"

"Dude, let's go to the Sphynkter concert!"

"Hold on, lemme comb thru my mullet."

by nay September 6, 2005

sphynkter vision

Seeing the world through the eyes of an ass hole.

Put yo gaddamn sphynkter vision away, dick!

by KJ slappy July 11, 2005

Sphincter Sinatra

one that loves to break wind and will do so anytime or anywhere (like a crooner that breaks into song in an old 40’s musical)

“Dude, plug that blow hole. Nobody wants to wants to hear your ‘Summer Wind’. Don’t be a sphincter Sinatra.”

by goose_on_a_roof October 11, 2020

Sphincter Swirl

When a person stimulates another person's anus with their tongue in a circular motion.

DId you give her the ole Sphincter Swirl last night? I sure did!

by Newfie blogger January 3, 2019

sphincter dust

Crusty and dried on shit on your butt cheeks resulting from shitting in the middle of the night, and passing out on the toilet before being able to wipe your ass.

I passed out on the toilet last night and woke up with my ass cheeks covered in sphincter dust.

I need to take a shower to wash off this sphincter dust from last night.

by Wordstylez November 20, 2020

sphincter sprinkler

When instead of wiping your ass after shitting, you push your penis through your legs and piss on your asshole, successfully cleaning yourself from left-over feces residue in your ass-crack

yo bro grab me some TP

pull a sphincter sprinkler

word.

by Ron Howard13 March 22, 2011

sphincter of fire

The burning sensation you get in your anus the day after eating way too much spicy food.

I jammed an ice cube up my ass trying to extinguish my sphincter of fire.

by Casewhacka July 16, 2004