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The Incliningly disturbing act in which two or more unborn fetus' engage in the act of war, which may include such actions as turf wars, kiddnapping, "gang banging", pack rape, drive by's and black mailing, Every year there is a reported average of 8,513,328 deaths from this traumatising act of war every year, Through scientific research show that this may be the reason for the thining numbers of twins, tripplet,quadtuplets, quintuplets, sextuplets, setuplets, octuplets, nontuplets and dodecatuplets. It has also been said, that on christmas day they put their war/s aside and engage in a friendly game of soccer, this is in respect to those fetus' who died in the great fetal war of '96 in which 2,000,000 odd fetus' lost thier lives defending their womb, in 150,000 different women/man.
Examples of what a Fetal War may be like:

Fetal Gang #1: Им дешава те убити лудака!
Fetal Gang #2: AHHH! за мать Россия!
Fetal Gang #3: Yo fools dont make me be drive byin yo unborn asses.
Fetal Gang #4:イル鋼の刃と私と私の大きなホンダの市民を殺す
Fetal Gang #5:ام هل ستكون ضربة!
Fetal Gang #6:Sind Sie jüdisch? Hagel Hitler / Feten!
by someweido April 19, 2009
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A punishment given to a man or woman after "operation" whom has commited a hanis crime and death is not thought of a worthy punishment. thus the penal sphynterotomy is given to them. In this punishment the offenders penis is removed by being forced to insert the penis into the fat woman's sphynter, the fat lady will then contract the sphynter and glutius maximus and some guy pushs her hard so that the penis is removed. Some think of this act as quit an erotic one, indeed painful though.
Defendant: I plead not guilty your honour.
Judge: well then, i here by sentance you to Death by penal sphyncterotomy!
*dum dum dum*
Jury #1:OMG!
Defendant: oh god please no, i can just picture the fat chick, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
by someweido April 19, 2009
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A horrible genetic birth defect, in which a baby boy is born, in place of his testicles, two feti(two fetus') are embeded in his scrotal sack. A very horrible defect indeed.
Person #1:OHHH!! That dude kicked me rite in my scrotal fetus.
Person #2:.....
by someweido April 19, 2009
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In a form of tactical antidisestablishmentarianism, in which a mentaly disturbed male/female in a relationship, who does not wish to participate in the relationship thus further, therefore will excrete faecal matter over the other partners torso area,
thus for making the other partner either excrutiatingly sexualy aroused, or will drive them off with the doo-doo smell.
The Brownie has a 50/50 chance of either.
Scenerio #1:
Person #1: I Brownied you so good!
Person #2: Yerh, it made me so horny when did you learn that?
Person #1: Well i got another one cookin so ile show you tonight if you like ;)

Scenerio #2
Person #1: hahahahaha my shit smell good?
Person #2: Fuck you its over!!!
Person #1" FUCK YES!!! My Break-Up Brownie WORKED!, **thank you urban dictionary you saved my life** :)
by someweido April 19, 2009
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