Sphluck

Basically F**K but the parent approved version, so they will have no idea what we are actually saying. Works best in situations such as: school, talking to random people, and adults. It leaves them with a sense of confusion whether they have just been insulted or not

SPHLUCK it baby SPHLUCK it hard

Oh SPHLUCK this!

by The random girl October 4, 2010

shlucka

a woman who isnt hesitant to jump on a random dick and brag about it later. who will perform oral sex in the bathroom of a party and proceed to open mouth kiss another male at the party. adj. ho, buster, runner and slut.

My guys wife gave me a flapjack then sucked my cock and kissed him after, what a shlucka!

by Patrick Farrel August 27, 2009

Sphlicking

The act of trying to flick a semi moist booger that refuses to become airborne. Once it has been picked by an index finger it will stick on the thumb as it is trying to be flicked, then when it is flicked by the thumb it then sticks to index finger. This process can can go back and forth for a long period of time until it is wiped off, dried out, or simply eaten.

If you think that it was disgusting watching that chick pick her nose, you would have freaked watching her panic as she was sphlicking it back and forth while on stage.

by Bagabagis May 24, 2012

shluck

1. The suctioning sound of a penis while continuously penetrating the vagina.

2. At times used as an exclamation

1. Paul put his ear to the locked door of his parents bedroom and heard the noise "shluck shluck shluck" and immedietly knew what was going on. Thus, he was scarred for life.

2. "SHLUCK YEAH!"

by mue February 28, 2008

Schluck

the sound that is produced from a woman masturbating or another name for female masturbation

Example 1: Sound coming from bedroom: "Schluck, schluck, schluck..."

Mom: "Um, Maggie? ....What r u doing in there?"

Example 2: "Omg that guy is so hot. I'm gonna be thinking about him while i'm schlucking tonight."

by ChickenRebornx November 18, 2011

shluck fuck

The female version of a hand job.

Jolina was quite pleased when her boyfriend agreed to give her a shluck fuck. It was a nice change of pace for her. She was used to giving handy mandy's.

by KabbalahMonster May 31, 2014

Shlucking

The female equivalent of fapping. Derived from the distinctive "shluck" noise produced during the process.

*shluck shluck shluck* - The sound of a woman shlucking

by johncasper July 6, 2011