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To be the uncoolest of the uncool.
Man, you're such a spolnik, it hurts.
spolnik by Alex Tricknizzle November 15, 2004
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Spfln • SPFL • Soflnator • Spfank • spfnada • Spilner • splndd • spolnik • sprlngcar • spulnking
The SPFL (Scottish premier football league/association) is a football association full of fucking farmers since it became shit in 2010.
Me:"Did you watch Edinburgh city Vs Queens Park in the SPFL yesterday?"
English friend: "Who the fuck are they"
SPFL by ScottishMegaChad1967 September 6, 2020
let's get spfl tonight!
SPFL by Mike Lacroix March 14, 2008

spulnking 

the art hanging a nigger from a rock wall.
jerome is spulnking into a rock wall after running into the KKK.
spulnking by virginmary69 August 6, 2016
used to decribe something vulgar or ugly
like, omg, that dress is so spfnada!
spfnada by Xander D'Angio June 11, 2006
Sexual Partners For Life - Someone that you take a vow with to be sexual partners for life, and know everything about them, no matter how long it has been since the last time you have communicated.
Erin: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Kyle: My birthday is in August, I was only joking on Facebook
Erin: Oh, sorry
Kyle: We are no longer SPFL's because you don't know anything about me anymore.
SPFL by whoopsyouscrewedup June 10, 2011
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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