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To be the uncoolest of the uncool.
Man, you're such a spolnik, it hurts.
spolnik by Alex Tricknizzle November 15, 2004
Related Words
Spfln SPFL Soflnator Spfank spfnada Spilner splndd spolnik sprlngcar spulnking
The SPFL (Scottish premier football league/association) is a football association full of fucking farmers since it became shit in 2010.
Me:"Did you watch Edinburgh city Vs Queens Park in the SPFL yesterday?"
English friend: "Who the fuck are they"
SPFL by ScottishMegaChad1967 September 6, 2020

spulnking 

the art hanging a nigger from a rock wall.
jerome is spulnking into a rock wall after running into the KKK.
spulnking by virginmary69 August 6, 2016
used to decribe something vulgar or ugly
like, omg, that dress is so spfnada!
spfnada by Xander D'Angio June 11, 2006
Sexual Partners For Life - Someone that you take a vow with to be sexual partners for life, and know everything about them, no matter how long it has been since the last time you have communicated.
Erin: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Kyle: My birthday is in August, I was only joking on Facebook
Erin: Oh, sorry
Kyle: We are no longer SPFL's because you don't know anything about me anymore.
SPFL by whoopsyouscrewedup June 10, 2011