spolnik 

To be the uncoolest of the uncool.

Man, you're such a spolnik, it hurts.

spolnik by Alex Tricknizzle November 15, 2004

sponika 

the best ship in the world (between spiw and monika)

"wow! have you seen sponika recently? theyre such a good couple."

sponika by iiryujin March 6, 2022

skolnik 

To be obnoxiously drunk while wearing a cowboy hat in Ohio.

Yo you pulled a total skolnik last night

skolnik by Josethegoose March 24, 2024