3 definitions by Xander D'Angio

1.kick fuckin' ass (can be used present or future)
2.kicks fuckin' ass (present)
3.kicked fuckin' ass (past)
dood! waffles totally kfa!

the show last night totally kfa!
by Xander D'Angio January 10, 2006
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occurs when water builds up in front of your tires faster than your car's weight can push it away. That's when the water gets between your tires and the road so that your car feels like it's gliding and possibly OUT-OF-CONTROL.
you are just going along on a wet road and your car is like "OH I DONT THINK I WANT TO BE ABLE TO STEER ANYMORE" and you lose control of the car. you think to yourself "FUCK HYDROPLANING"
by Xander D'Angio June 26, 2006
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used to decribe something vulgar or ugly
like, omg, that dress is so spfnada!
by Xander D'Angio June 6, 2006
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