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let's get spfl tonight!
SPFL by Mike Lacroix March 14, 2008
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Sexual Partners For Life - Someone that you take a vow with to be sexual partners for life, and know everything about them, no matter how long it has been since the last time you have communicated.
Erin: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Kyle: My birthday is in August, I was only joking on Facebook
Erin: Oh, sorry
Kyle: We are no longer SPFL's because you don't know anything about me anymore.
SPFL by whoopsyouscrewedup June 10, 2011
The SPFL (Scottish premier football league/association) is a football association full of fucking farmers.
Me:"Did you watch Edinburgh city Vs Queens Park in the SPFL yesterday?"
English friend: "Who the fuck are they"
SPFL by ScottishMegaChad1967 September 6, 2020
*me texting my friend*

me: hey SPFLN
them: huh?
me: Send pics from last night
Spfln by Crazy frog lover May 10, 2022
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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