Spilner 

1. Someone who doesn't know the difference between a sneeze and a wet fart.

2. Someone who is a self-proclaimed genius, however, in reality knows very little.

See also: idiot moron tool

Kimmy is such a spilner.

Ty is such a bloody spilner.

Jenny used to be a spilner, but then she turned 12.

Spilner by God February 10, 2005

Midget Spinner 

The sexual act of lying down on your back with an erection, and having a little person sit on your dick (vaginally or anally). They then lift their legs up, you grab them by the sides, and spin them around super quickly like a Beyblade.

Example

Person 1: Man, I'm feeling so relaxed. Got a three foot tall hooker last night and gave her a Midget Spinner.

Person 2: Oh yeah, I've heard those are super therapeutic!

Midget Spinner by Stuneree January 28, 2023

digit spinner 

A calculator

let me get my digit spinner to solve this equation

digit spinner by greentopdude August 2, 2017

Ung spiller

En ung spiller: en spiller (i en ung alder), som spiller spillet, som spillet skal spilles.

Ham Carl Buhr er en ung spiller i verdensklasse

Ung spiller by Buhrgerking December 14, 2015

Bean Spiller 

Someone who cannot keep their mouth shuteven when they know the consequences of divulgence.

"I promise to keep it to myself," said the loose-lipped, shifty-mouthed Bean Spiller, who then turned around and told everyone.

Bean Spiller by Midda Challie October 20, 2010

faggot spinner 

When someone gets a fidget spinner and automatically becomes gay from it.

"Harrison just tried that new faggot spinner!"
"Fuck, he's gay"

faggot spinner by Political_Psychologist May 4, 2017

Chair Spinner 

Refers to your colleagues that jump out of their chair so fast at 5pm that their chair can still been spinning for a while after they are gone, and you are still working.

Hey Jim, Is Suzy still here, I have a question for her? No man, she is a chair spinner.

Chair Spinner by mccarthy79 April 13, 2015