Spezi 

The best fucking drink in the whole world!
Ideally bought from the Paulaner Brand.

Some people call mezzo mix a Spezi, but that's an insult to the proper Version.

Friend: Do you want a spezi?
You: What a stupid question, of course I do. Especially if were watching a movie now.
Friend: Yea ok, my bad

Spezi by MateSodaAlsoGood January 25, 2025

Spezi-Busen 

Ein Spezi-Busen entsteht durch hohem Spezi Konsum(Paulaner Spezi, Spezi & und anderen Cola/Orange-Mischgetränken) und zeichnet sich durch seine einzigartige, schöne aber auch mollige Form aus. Tortenheber lassen sich leicht durchführen.
Besonders ausgeprägt ist der Spezi-Busen bei mehrfachen täglichen Konsum.

Junge, hast du einen Spezi-Busen!

Spezi-Busen by Kaschperl Kopernikus October 7, 2022

overly specific 

The articulation of a fantasy; or, the practicing of an act that is waaaaaaaaaaaay to descriptive to have just spontaneously arisen in the mind of the articulator or the performer.

And if you ask them to repeat what they just said or did; they actual can — on demand.

Verbatim.

AND THEY DO NOT HESITATE OR STUTTER!!!!!!!!!!

1) Her:

Do you think people ever make love on the living room floor covered with a large plastic drop cloth; after rubbing each other down with warm sesame oil while listening to a Drake album on infinite repeat?

Him: Wow, babe!!!! That’s waaaaaaaaaaaay overly specific!!!!!!

2) Friend #1

When you go to the gun range what do you use as a target?

Friend #2

Me? I traced an outline from a picture I pirated from Facebook of my ex-wife and her new husband on tracing paper using a thin Sharpie Marker.

Then, I had it enlarged and copied at the print shop on cream colored heavy poster paper — the same color she painted our bedroom when she redecorated in happier times.

Friend#1) Man! THAT’S WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY OVERLY SPECIFIC!!!!!!!

overly specific by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 29, 2022

Vesuvio Special 

When you nip out to grab a take-away meal (normally pizza) and come home to find that your partner has packed up all their belongs and left, leaving you to eat alone whilst reading their farewell letter

Dude 1: I went to get pizza and when I return my wife was gone. All I could find was a goodbye letter on the table.
Dude 2: Hahaha! You must have ordered the Vesuvio Special

Vesuvio Special by TeaBagTayla December 12, 2015

Amber Heard Special 

The act of shitting on someone's bed, then covering it up with a blanket (preferably weighted)

Johnny: Dude, why do you look so pissed off?
Matt: Natasha did an Amber Heard Special on my bed, so I broke up with her bitch ass.
Johnny: Damn, I would've broken up with her too!

Amber Heard Special by the super penis man May 3, 2022

Bingley Special 

A large coffee with large amounts of spit and jizz stirred in

Fuck me, that Bingley Special tasted a little funky

Bingley Special by Greg_the_Smeg January 15, 2019

Five gallery special 

When an incarcerated person exposes himself

"Ay Joe, did you just see that?" "Naw, what happened?" "Buddy just exposed himself to that female!" "Damn, he hit her with the five gallery special!"

Five gallery special by El Muletas August 5, 2019