Spergbeast 

Spergbeast- Noun A person, usually male, who claims to have Asperger's syndrome or related High Functioning Autistic disorder and uses this diagnosis as a get-out-of-responsibility-free card for all manner of obnoxious behavior. Such people rarely have an official diagnosis and usually reached this conclusion after reading the Wikipedia entry.

Christian Westin Chandler is a huge Spergbeast.

Spergbeast by BIllyoh! January 17, 2010

spergbeard 

A neckbeard with Asperger's syndrome. These are among the least socially adapted members of nerd society, and typically only leave the house for comic book releases and large gaming conventions, where they can be quickly identified by their strong smell.

"We kicked Joey out of our DnD group since he was a total spergbeard. Not even the other nerds liked him."

spergbeard by awiergan September 5, 2012

superbeast

Natural evolution of the beast meat.

Like beast meat only exponentially higher body mass index.

Superbeast generally creates enough mass to create gravity wells that can extend into 4th dimentional non-euclidean space.

Apparently superbeast's gravitational inflence is the only thing stopping the earth from crashing into the sun. The Moon actually orbits superbeast, not the earth, who's gravity is dwarfed by that fat bitch.

Has kidneys the size of dobermans and breath that always smells like onion gravy.

Dude, stick a bin on her head and she'd be juggernaut!

My good fucking god, the sun!! wheres the sun?? Oh, its just superbeast walking by..

"Superbeast want pancakes... NOW!!!"

superbeast by beastmeat September 23, 2005

Superbeast

super•beast (so͞o′pərbēst)
n.

1. A technologically enhanced animal, usually human-derived.

I was feeling ordinary, so I leveled up at superbeast.com, now I feel power coursing through my veins, never to be the same.

Superbeast by superbeast.com July 26, 2021