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Spentagon 

A term for the Pentagon, reflecting its incompetent spending of taxpayers money. The Spentagon continually demands more and more taxpayers money even though it cannot account for 25% of its budget.
Thus, the "Spentagon" is the very embodiment of "Big Government", eagerly supported by conservatives who claim to be against big government.
"Republicans love to criticise any flaws in social welfare and health spending, but they turn a blind eye to the Spentagon's losing trillions of dollars of taxpayers money and enormous waste."
Spentagon by Ravelstone Black February 9, 2009

pentagon shocker 

When you're climbing over a fence and a picket pokes you right up the pooper.

(The PENTAGON Shocker, because it's the Department of DE FENCE)
I slipped while jumping the fence and gave myself the old Pentagon Shocker
pentagon shocker by Spankleberry April 26, 2017

Spedwagon 

A motorized transportation vehicle that can hold more than one retard.
Hey aut wanna hop in the spedwagon
Spedwagon by Bubbles. l,r,g January 29, 2022
How many sides does a senagon have?

13!
senagon by MathTeacher78 June 18, 2018

Sextagon 

The act of creating a human octagon by linking eight people, mouth to genital.
(Preferably used for midget wrestling or endangered animal fighting in the middle)
Dave: “Hey y’all still doing the midget wrestling sextagon tomorrow night?”
Frank: “ Nah man the last one we had my wife got scratched by a rabid midget and it’s still infected.”
Sextagon by Sextagon February 2, 2020
How many sides does a senagon have?

13!
senagon by MathTeacher78 June 18, 2018
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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