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Spentagon 

A term for the Pentagon, reflecting its incompetent spending of taxpayers money. The Spentagon continually demands more and more taxpayers money even though it cannot account for 25% of its budget.
Thus, the "Spentagon" is the very embodiment of "Big Government", eagerly supported by conservatives who claim to be against big government.
"Republicans love to criticise any flaws in social welfare and health spending, but they turn a blind eye to the Spentagon's losing trillions of dollars of taxpayers money and enormous waste."
Spentagon by Ravelstone Black February 9, 2009

pentagon shocker 

When you're climbing over a fence and a picket pokes you right up the pooper.

(The PENTAGON Shocker, because it's the Department of DE FENCE)
I slipped while jumping the fence and gave myself the old Pentagon Shocker

Spedwagon 

A motorized transportation vehicle that can hold more than one retard.
Hey aut wanna hop in the spedwagon
Spedwagon by Bubbles. l,r,g January 29, 2022
How many sides does a senagon have?

13!
senagon by MathTeacher78 June 18, 2018

Sextagon 

The act of creating a human octagon by linking eight people, mouth to genital.
(Preferably used for midget wrestling or endangered animal fighting in the middle)
Dave: “Hey y’all still doing the midget wrestling sextagon tomorrow night?”
Frank: “ Nah man the last one we had my wife got scratched by a rabid midget and it’s still infected.”
Sextagon by Sextagon February 2, 2020
How many sides does a senagon have?

13!
senagon by MathTeacher78 June 18, 2018