spens 

my bad

person 1: *gets hit by ball*
person 2: ‘oh shit spens g’

spens by alvarothalocc October 22, 2020

Common Sense Media 

A website where obsessive moms go to complain, scrutinize, and criticize all things found in the media

Before you allow Little Tommy to watch Spongebob, make sure you check it's rating on Common Sense Media!

Common Sense Media by DerpyDumplings March 21, 2015

Common Sense Media 

A piece of shit website where soccer moms who have children that want to play a game or watch a tv show or a movie refer to to see if it has positive messages, violence, sex, drugs, and of course the worst category ever CONSUMERISM. To get a good review it must go with the common sense media guidelines. They give all good movies 3 stars which sucks.

Teenager in high school : hey mom can I play fortnite and roblox kids games suck
Mom: let me check common sense media

Mom: no it’s 18+
Mom: it’s not stop treating like a baby I’m 17 curse you

Common Sense Media by Chris Hansen is the goat November 25, 2019

the intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment 

EA's justification on reddit for Star Wars Battlefront 2, claiming they weren't money hungry assholes, but the reply received over 600,000 downvotes.

EA: The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes.
EA: *Gets over 600,000 downvotes*
EA: Shit.

the intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment by Boisin sauce May 19, 2018

Croatian Sensation 

A person who is beast in anything they do. Also the best looking.

Look at Alex he's a Croatian Sensation

Croatian Sensation by Joemannn April 30, 2016

brandon sens 

somebody that plays on a sensitivity in fps games that is way higher than you should ever think about.

yo this man is using brandon sens thats why he is 2-23

brandon sens by valorant pro player May 16, 2021

Common Sense Media 

A shitty website that's dedicated towards blinding children and teens from anything relatively inappropriate from the media until they eventually become adults and realize that the world isn't all sun shines and rainbows. The name itself is super ironic due to the fact that this site fails to realize that we now live in a world where inappropriate content will always be available to children no matter how much prevention people take.

13-year-old: Mom, why can't I watch Trailer Park Boys?
delusional mom: Because it's for people ages 18+ according to Common Sense Media. There's too much profanity and your too young to be hearing bad language.
13-year-old: The people at my school swear like sailors, you can't just blind me from this kind of stuff forever mom.
delusional mom: Well you're a kid and I don't want you to be around any bad language until you're at least 18.

Common Sense Media by Dubiks February 20, 2019