spengy

Idiotic/stupid/dumb... The act of being a speng

Oi bruv stop being such a spengy melt boy

by og_lancaster September 16, 2015

Spengy

A word you use when unable to think of what you’re trying to say

So do you know when you....

....
Spengy
I don’t even know

by Astrx April 6, 2021

spengy meltboy

A complete and utter waste of space, a dumbass

Kanye West is a spengy meltboy

by Dr Baltic March 30, 2016

spengy melt

One who lacks the basic requirements to function as a human; mentally challenged; Tom Love

Did you see what Tom did in class today?

What a spengy melt

by Toohak July 10, 2018

spengy meltboy

A fucking complete twat

Nathan Rushton was a spengy meltboy

by Nathan Rushton February 1, 2016

The Spengi Hand

The Spengi Hand describes the act of a notorious lecher, who fiercly rubs his dirty unwashed hand at the mons veneris of an illuminated fat ugly girl. The Spengi Hand is mostly performed in public crowded places, such as bars or clubs, where the notorious lecher easily can find compliant attendees for his perverted craving.

Random drunk guy at a bar: What the fuck is this bald dude in the corner doing over there?
Another drunk guy: Hala tze gaha bu.

Random drunk guy: Are you a fucking retard? I don´t understand a fucking word.

The other guy: Sorry, I just ate a Biscotti Wiscotti. It´s hard to talk with it in the mouth. I think this guy is doing a The Spengi Hand.

Random drunk guy: O Lord The Spengi Hand! I´m sad now.
The other guy: Me too.

by BiscottiWiscotti March 15, 2018

Spengy meltboy

A person that just does not deserve anything good because he is such an idiot.

"Yo, Jonathan is just such a fucking c*nt!"
"Init, he is a total spengy meltboy"

by pussyslayerDK November 24, 2016