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To masturbate furiously in the bathroom at your place of employment so that others can hear
I just heard a dude doing a Rushton in the bathroom....
Rushton by Cranky McCrankster September 9, 2016
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Danny Rushton

The UK's biggest year 7 nonce
Emily: Ew its Danny Rushton
Zommer: Isn't he the nonce that shagged a year 7?
Emily: Yeah he is!
Danny Rushton by Big Boi Shlongz November 27, 2019

Scott Rushton

A dude who has a massive crush on a girl but she just rejects him over and over. Kinda like being friendzoned but worse. He also doesnt have the balls to ask her out himself so he gets other people to do it for him
Dude 1: Oh Man I've got this massive crush on this girl but I'm scared to ask her out Dude 2: Dude, you're such a Scott Rushton
Scott Rushton by RPhill02 January 30, 2020

Mancy Rushton 

A person who comes from Manchester, who is quite partial to a spoon due to penis related injuries.
This person also is usualy extremely dumb and tends to struggle performing simple tasks like passing their driving tests as they turn up a day late.
'I really thought new years eve was the 1st January, i'm such a mancy rushton'
Mancy Rushton by whorebag123 January 24, 2012

Rushtoned 

My mate rushtoned me last night. left me at the bar to pay the whole tab.
Rushtoned by Zhn3455 January 19, 2015
Rishton is a town in Lancashire largely populated by decent people but has a higher than average quota of inbred genetic mutants that look like they have just crawled out of a nuclear reactor. Poor facial muscles in many of these throwbacks lead to a 'slack-jawed yokel' effect whilst their knuckles drag along the shit-covered pavements.

In between getting each other pregnant as fast as possible, the main hobbies of these unwashed scum trolls include waiting for the dole, spending the dole, claiming benefits, smoking weed, smoking their mates' weed, smoking their mates' sister's weed, shagging their mate's sister, shagging their own sister and then queuing up for more benefits.

Washing only takes place when the smell becomes so bad that all five family Rottweillers start retching up but soap dodging is a sure fire way of getting laid in Rishton. This is helped if your teeth look like they've been coloured in with a black felt tip and your breath smells like you've recently swallowed Dot Cotton's ashtray.

Tracksuits are still de rigeur in Rishton, preferably if they haven't been washed since 1987 and the crowning glory is a baseball cap that hasn't been washed at all. Women must show a couple of inches of grubby thong pulled above the waistline and men must have one hand right down the front of their pants AT ALL TIMES.
Rishton chav Rishton Lancashire
Rishton by GetMeOutOfHere December 17, 2013
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