Specterize

To conduct an investigation with the sole purpose of vindicating the subject, making absolutely no serious effort to discover wrongdoing, while pretending to do precisely that.

The Bank's internal complaints department specterized my complaint, and big surprise, found the error was my fault and not the bank's.

by Scientician July 16, 2008

spencerized

A very sad and unfortunate situation turned cheesey, romantic, and adorable.

Wow I was having such a crappy night and it was completely spencerized!

by CringeyTrash December 29, 2016

Spectere

The sexiest man on the face of the earth.

Spectere is 1337er than a mofo.

by dj taka October 20, 2004

The Spectrozele

One that usually responds with "ah yes" in conversations

Person: Hey look at this funni image I found
The Spectrozele: ah yes
Person: Hey, this one kinda looks like you!
The Spectrozele: a h y e s

by Marvelous eh? January 10, 2019

Spectrite

A person who is high on the spectrum

'That guy is a spectrite, he has austism'

by Hejbej May 20, 2020