austism

A nickname for anyone who has the name Austin and acts like they have sever autism.

"hey do you see that kid over there being stupid."
"Yeah that's austism "

by aflyingfijita April 2, 2015

Austism

Jake Paul and Logan Paul

Jake Paul is a victim of Austism

by HeadGameWeak May 9, 2018

Austism

Portmanteau of “Austin” (TX) and “Autism.”

An Austist is a person on the political left who is neurologically incapable of civil discourse, and who screeches autistically in response to scientific consensus, professional opinion, differing world view, etc.

“Melissa and Ryan think that vaccines cause Autism, that GMOs are evil, and that crystals have healing powers. They are also raising their children genderless. No, they are not scientists; they are Austists. Don't laugh when they screech. Austism is no laughing matter.”

by Noelle554 August 3, 2018

Austism

The act of an American getting stuck with an Australian accent.

D- "Damn do you got Austism again..."

Austism victim- "Whats that mate I just threw some grills on the bawbay and now I'm playing with my dingo..."

D- "That sounds unsanitary"

by DJamesK1 May 9, 2011

Austism

the feeling of complete and utter monotony, usually due to being over-tired, over-fucked up and/or completely burnt out.

kate: hey man you seem a little down, i think your having a bout of austism
austin: (in a monotonous tone)uhhhhhh yea i guess

by 324tex February 4, 2010

Austism

The mental dysfunction of the average Austin, TX resident, mainly caused by Californian transplants infecting the locals.

John voted for Biden because of his Austism.

by stryker5200 May 11, 2024

Austism

(n) An individual’s behavior that may exude or exhibit a similar aspect or characteristic of a person from Austin or surrounding areas that associate with Austin’s unofficial motto, “keep Austin weird”

My friend may have a bit of austism, but if he moves away from Austin, he may not be so weird.

by Apothecary25 December 9, 2025