spazmong 

Someone who displays emphasized slow movement or failure to respond to others despite having nothing wrong with them.

"What's wrong with you today?! You're acting like such a spazmong!"

spazmong by Geoffreyyy June 16, 2008

spazmonkey 

Spazmonkey: an insult, to point out the fact that the person is 'retarded', a 'fool'.

Don't look at me like that, you fuckin' spazmonkey!

spazmonkey by Spazzy McFuck June 18, 2004

spazmongo 

Hybrid of two great derogatory terms, spaz and mongo, to be used in an un-pc way

Spaz - From spastic, the disability. Means a person that acts insane or mentally retarded

Mongo - Adj. Lacking in physical and cerebal ability. General retardation.

For fuck sakes, your acting like a spazmongo

spazmongo by WavieDavie June 3, 2009

Spamongus 

Goofy or stupid

You are very Spamongus for eating a orange cheesecake

Spamongus by Spmaopdpfj April 6, 2023

spazmonkey 

Someone who pretends to be anti-chav when in fact they are actually lovers of all things chav i.e. burberry, trakies, gypped-up cars, white lightning cider, terrorising elderly and vunerable people.
A fake, phoney, fraud, hypocrite, anyone who belongs to the spazmonkey forum.

Tuck your trakies in your socks and let's join spazmonkey.

spazmonkey by Yobkillah October 11, 2006

spazmonaut

The term used to describe someone who acts in an idiotic fashion.

"for fucks sake Jeeves, you're such a spazmonaut"

spazmonaut by TacoJonesAndTheBurritoOfDoom February 7, 2008

Spazmonkey 

A spastic person that acts likes monkey

Your such a spazmonkey

Spazmonkey by ❤️🌸🖕11/20 November 21, 2016