spastico

When a old European man calls some young girls ex boyfriend a spastic

Your ex boyfriend is a spastico

by Biriani June 9, 2021

spastico

When a old European man calls some young girls ex boyfriend a spastic

Your ex boyfriend is a spastico

by Biriani June 9, 2021

El Spastico

1) A match between two absolutely diabolical football clubs
2) Ipswich Town vs Norwich City

We’re just 10 minutes away from kick off here at Carrow Road for today’s El Spastico between Norwich and Ipswich for 17th place in the Championship table

by fox biscuits April 9, 2022

El Spastico

A football match between Manchester City and Manchester United

Manchester United drew 1-1 with Manchester City in the El Spastico on Saturday night

by WILODR April 5, 2024

Cone spastic

A heavy marijuana user, since a common form of consumption is smoking via a cone through a bong.

"That guys stoned all the time, he's a real cone spastic"

by Tim Muirhead April 30, 2008

cheeky spastic

A beverage made mainly from shorts. Generally has added vitamins in the way of foodstuffs such as sprouts. Named from the effect of drinking it combined with the phrase "Oh that's cheeky" and closely followed by temporary spastication. Also worth seeing the more modern variation, the Cheeky Saville

Colin had a cheeky spastic before crawling home and anally impregnating the gremlin.

by CleansweepBod November 21, 2014

spastic jawline

A completely deformed jawline

shut up derek, you got a spastic jawline

by Jawlord January 30, 2017