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spastico 

When a old European man calls some young girls ex boyfriend a spastic
Your ex boyfriend is a spastico
spastico by Biriani June 9, 2021

El Spastico 

1) A match between two absolutely diabolical football clubs
2) Ipswich Town vs Norwich City
We’re just 10 minutes away from kick off here at Carrow Road for today’s El Spastico between Norwich and Ipswich for 17th place in the Championship table
El Spastico by fox biscuits April 9, 2022

El Spastico 

A football match between Manchester City and Manchester United
Manchester United drew 1-1 with Manchester City in the El Spastico on Saturday night
El Spastico by WILODR April 5, 2024

Cone spastic 

A heavy marijuana user, since a common form of consumption is smoking via a cone through a bong.
"That guys stoned all the time, he's a real cone spastic"
Cone spastic by Tim Muirhead April 30, 2008

cheeky spastic 

A beverage made mainly from shorts. Generally has added vitamins in the way of foodstuffs such as sprouts. Named from the effect of drinking it combined with the phrase "Oh that's cheeky" and closely followed by temporary spastication. Also worth seeing the more modern variation, the Cheeky Saville
Colin had a cheeky spastic before crawling home and anally impregnating the gremlin.
cheeky spastic by CleansweepBod November 21, 2014

spastic jawline 

A completely deformed jawline
shut up derek, you got a spastic jawline
spastic jawline by Jawlord January 30, 2017
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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