Sparklecunt

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Adjective / noun

1. An oxymoron of a person. Someone who is both fabulous and awful at the same time.

2. A description of a thing that is both pleasing and frustrating.

1. Get tae fuck ye sparklecunt!

2. What kind of sparklecunt operation is this?

Sparklecunt by dizzyeyedbex August 31, 2016

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jimbob sparklepants

a exotic man who will sneek into ur house turn your clothes inside out and grade your cheese aka a tiny gremlin that kinda looks like spongebob squarepants...

hey omg someone snuck into my house last night

what did they do

they turned my clothes inside out

did they grade ur cheeze???

yea how did you know *GASP* WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!

nothing you just got jimbob sparklepants...

oh

jimbob sparklepants by rawr! :P January 26, 2010

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sparklecrotch

A condition often observed after a night of grinding with a girl with a sparkly and/or sequined dress, typically at a club or a high school dance, leaving the front of the man's pants shiny and iridescent. A man observing his friend's sparklecrotch should immediately offer a high five.

Sparklecrotch? Nice! You've earned a high five!

sparklecrotch by IHeartFrank March 27, 2011

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Sparkle cunt

1. A woman who has a vagina that attracts many men. Therefor leading to vigorous sexual activity.

2. When a woman lays back while her sexual partner puts glitter in her vagina and then blows in to her vagina and then she queefs the glitter out like confetti.

This term is typically used as an insult towards women and was first coined by Amanda Darko on Facebook 2014 - 2015

She is a sparkle cunt.

Do you think that sparkle cunt queefs glitter out of her vagina?

Sparkle cunt by Amanda Darko May 4, 2019

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spanglecunt

a word used to describe a person who is famous for being a massive cunt. for example donald trump or katie hopkins.

Did you see the news yesterday?
yeah donald trump is a proper spanglecunt.

spanglecunt by nirvanabananas September 6, 2016

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sparklebutt

One who's gluteus maximus glitters.

"Did you know that she has sparklebutt! It's so bright I have to wear my sunglasses!

sparklebutt by Kira June 13, 2004

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sparklecity

Spartanburg, SC. Its where shit happens.

I snorted coke off a hookers ass and then we fell through three floors of a prison in Sparklecity.

sparklecity by Attemptable September 4, 2005

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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