Sparklecunt

Adjective / noun

1. An oxymoron of a person. Someone who is both fabulous and awful at the same time.

2. A description of a thing that is both pleasing and frustrating.

1. Get tae fuck ye sparklecunt!

2. What kind of sparklecunt operation is this?

by dizzyeyedbex August 31, 2016

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jimbob sparklepants

a exotic man who will sneek into ur house turn your clothes inside out and grade your cheese aka a tiny gremlin that kinda looks like spongebob squarepants...

hey omg someone snuck into my house last night

what did they do

they turned my clothes inside out

did they grade ur cheeze???

yea how did you know *GASP* WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!

nothing you just got jimbob sparklepants...

oh

by rawr! :P January 26, 2010

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Sparklecunt • sparklecity • spanglecunt • sparklebutt • sparklecrotch • jimbob sparklepants

sparklecrotch

A condition often observed after a night of grinding with a girl with a sparkly and/or sequined dress, typically at a club or a high school dance, leaving the front of the man's pants shiny and iridescent. A man observing his friend's sparklecrotch should immediately offer a high five.

Sparklecrotch? Nice! You've earned a high five!

by IHeartFrank March 27, 2011

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Sparkle cunt

1. A woman who has a vagina that attracts many men. Therefor leading to vigorous sexual activity.

2. When a woman lays back while her sexual partner puts glitter in her vagina and then blows in to her vagina and then she queefs the glitter out like confetti.

This term is typically used as an insult towards women and was first coined by Amanda Darko on Facebook 2014 - 2015

She is a sparkle cunt.

Do you think that sparkle cunt queefs glitter out of her vagina?

by Amanda Darko May 4, 2019

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