Spankmonkey

A Spankmonkey is a creature which requires or needs to be spanked due to its incredible stupidity. These 'things' are often 'caring' for, or are in the 'care' of fucktardsGloidsormongs Residential Social Worker = Spankmonkey..stero-typically speaking. Not all RSW's are Spankmonkeys but those that aren't Spankmonkeys are rare and seldom observed in public. These are often refered to as 'Doctor'.

Well rare mate! I spoke to an RSW today and she wasn't a Spankmonkey! Must be a trainee Doctor!

Spankmonkey by Mr Henderson Smith February 13, 2009

spacemonkey

as said by Tyler Durden. one willing or set out to sacrafice themself for the greater good.

Like a monkey being shot out to space.. a space monkey.

spacemonkey by fight club February 22, 2003

spongmonkey 

The Spongmonkeys are a specie of animal, possibly alien, that have the ability to levitate, there are only two that we know of that are unnamed. This is their story:

Once a band of kittens were very popular and would perform songs of many types, the people loved them.
The Spongmonkeys became jealous of their talent and quickly threw together an act of their own about the moon, every warped person out there loved it and this little act even landed them a endorsement with Quiznos subs, needless to say, the Spongmonkeys hit the big time and became more popular then the kittens with little effort. What luck!

The Spongmonkeys should be greatful of their incredable luck and timing.

spongmonkey by Jeff September 23, 2004

Spank Monkey

Someone who's life has been consumed by internet porn, and they spend all their time beating off in front of the computer.

Tommy turned into a spank monkey when his family got high speed internet service.

Spank Monkey by Willey P September 20, 2007

spazmonkey 

Spazmonkey: an insult, to point out the fact that the person is 'retarded', a 'fool'.

Don't look at me like that, you fuckin' spazmonkey!

spazmonkey by Spazzy McFuck June 18, 2004

spongmonkey 

a googly eyed jungle rodent that has massive teeth and can sing and play the guitar

One day i was walkin in the jungle when i saw a Spongmonkey playing the guitar

spongmonkey by Alexander Corner July 28, 2003

Skunkmonkey 

When you go camping with a girl thats been hiking for a few days without a shower. When she takes her panties off, her monkey (vagina) smells like a skunk that has just sprayed the inside of the tent. Legend has it that native american tibes in the everglades used to roll in the skunkmonkey juice as a repellant to the Skunk Ape ( a mythical bigfoot type creature) that lives in the swamps of Florida. Further testing is needed to find out if this is true though. So if you go camping, please tell us of your results.

The inside of our tent smelled like a skunkmonkey after she took her pants off!
Go wash yourself woman!

Skunkmonkey by fusion73 March 2, 2010