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Spank Meat 

Rachel is spank meat. We have all had her.

My neighbor’s wife is spank meat. As soon as he’s gone the legs are open for business.
Spank Meat by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
Words you can keep

meat spank 

Hold your junk like a slab of cold meat , and swinging it with the force of a thousand suns.
Im going to meat spank people with staff infection.
meat spank by Touchmymeatspank January 10, 2012

slank meat

Simply, really saggy boobs. The kind that just drop to a bitches knees. Also can have pepperoni sized nipples.
Damn that bitch got them slank meat titties. The kinda that just sag to da floor
slank meat by y0shi June 9, 2008

stank meat 

Noun a nasty smelling pinse or vagina
Go clean your stank meat ect pinse
stank meat by Anal destroyer October 7, 2017

booty stank meat berry 

when your friend stinks and you can his there dingle berry
oh you booty stank meat berry!!”

Latino Meat Shank 

When a Latino man straps a razor blade to then end of his penis and then proceeds to slap you across the face with it until both sides of your mouth are cut to look like the Joker from Batman.

According to HOMOPHOBIC BATMAN on youtube.
John: What happened to your face!

Steve: Some guy strapped me down and gave me a Latino Meat Shank.
Latino Meat Shank by FPSjeremy August 11, 2010

Meat Stank 

Post sex pussy stank you just can't wash off your cock no matter how much soap and scrubbing. Takes days to wear off. Typically encountered when fucking hoes and prostitutes. However, your old lady may have stank gash from an infection or just not bathing for several days.
Braaaaahhh what's that smell. Smells like tainted sea bass.

Just my cock and balls yo. Got a little touch of the meat stank from that dirty hoe I plowed last night.
Meat Stank by Eaton Holgoode February 28, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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