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Spaguutre 

a rare brazilian monkeys dick. also used to describe a mans knee cap when sexualy aroused.
sir please put on some pants, i can see your bulging spaguutre.
Spaguutre by spaguutre January 11, 2017
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Spaguette 

A baguette you can buy from Spar that is made fresh to order.
An abbreviation for 'Spar baguette'
I'm so hungry... I'm definitely getting a Spaguette for lunch!
Spaguette by Bare Hilare August 11, 2010

Spaghuter 

The act of shoving cooked spaghetti into a female's vagina and then proceeding to eat the pussy and pasta, a true double whammy!
Yo dude I spaghutered Jeff Goldblum's daughter last night and it was crazy!
Spaghuter by Jeffismymom January 28, 2018

Spāgüter

Is a when the perfect succession of mostly unplanned events occurs/Happens causing the greatest result.its a reference to Apollo 13 mission systems emergency . Mainly the unbelievable installation of the spāgüder Valve assembly ( mistakenly pulled for installation do to engineer transversing the part numbers ) which is said to be "exquisite perfection in form and function" by Stephen Hawking. Though wrong part but was the perfect fix for a catastrophic event such as this.
" When all is failing , it is necessary to look for the spāgüter"
Spāgüter by The teflan December 3, 2022

international spagulareate 

a level three qualification for idiots that couldn't even do a t-level
"oh I did the international baccalaureate, what about you?"
"I did the international spagulareate... it was pretty chill tho."
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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