Spaguutre

a rare brazilian monkeys dick. also used to describe a mans knee cap when sexualy aroused.

sir please put on some pants, i can see your bulging spaguutre.

by spaguutre January 11, 2017

Spaguette

A baguette you can buy from Spar that is made fresh to order.
An abbreviation for 'Spar baguette'

I'm so hungry... I'm definitely getting a Spaguette for lunch!

by Bare Hilare August 11, 2010

Spaghuter

The act of shoving cooked spaghetti into a female's vagina and then proceeding to eat the pussy and pasta, a true double whammy!

Yo dude I spaghutered Jeff Goldblum's daughter last night and it was crazy!

by Jeffismymom January 28, 2018

Spāgüter

Is a when the perfect succession of mostly unplanned events occurs/Happens causing the greatest result.its a reference to Apollo 13 mission systems emergency . Mainly the unbelievable installation of the spāgüder Valve assembly ( mistakenly pulled for installation do to engineer transversing the part numbers ) which is said to be "exquisite perfection in form and function" by Stephen Hawking. Though wrong part but was the perfect fix for a catastrophic event such as this.

" When all is failing , it is necessary to look for the spāgüter"

by The teflan December 3, 2022

international spagulareate

a level three qualification for idiots that couldn't even do a t-level

"oh I did the international baccalaureate, what about you?"
"I did the international spagulareate... it was pretty chill tho."

by ilovespagsomuch November 8, 2023