Spāgüter

Is a when the perfect succession of mostly unplanned events occurs/Happens causing the greatest result.its a reference to Apollo 13 mission systems emergency . Mainly the unbelievable installation of the spāgüder Valve assembly ( mistakenly pulled for installation do to engineer transversing the part numbers ) which is said to be "exquisite perfection in form and function" by Stephen Hawking. Though wrong part but was the perfect fix for a catastrophic event such as this.

" When all is failing , it is necessary to look for the spāgüter"

Spāgüter by The teflan December 3, 2022

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Spaghuter

The act of shoving cooked spaghetti into a female's vagina and then proceeding to eat the pussy and pasta, a true double whammy!

Yo dude I spaghutered Jeff Goldblum's daughter last night and it was crazy!

Spaghuter by Jeffismymom January 28, 2018

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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