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Spaghetti Water 

1.) The cloudy water dumped down the strainer after spaghetti has been boiled.

2.) A close cousin to "Ass Water". Loose stool violently ejected from the rectum after digesting too much fine Italian cuisine. (A common problem after family get-togethers at Olive Garden.)
1.) "Jane dumped the spaghetti water down the drain."

2.) (A real-world situation involving my own personal visit to a local McDonalds.) An African-American entered, drew his nose upward, and exclaimed: "Mann! Idd smell lyke spuhgetty wawduh in hurr!"
Spaghetti Water by Ignorant Chode November 23, 2006
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Spaghetti water 

When you are at a spaghetti dinner and drink something and laugh, spitting alk the liquid in your plate.
Yo, check out that spaghetti water on her plate , yo!
Spaghetti water by Ciolino May 19, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016