BeckFestBOI's definitions

Ivan

Ivan is a Russian kid who is addicted to mobile games and math. You can often find him jacking off the Velma or Daphne from Scooby Doo. He also likes to be racist and annoying calling kids niggers and cunts. He wishes that one day his dick will grow but in the end it will be eternally small. Like his sex life.

"Ivan is such a fucking idiot."
"Yeah I hope Ivan gets raped by his stepdad"

by BeckFestBOI January 16, 2020

Spadanky

A way to say cool if you just nutted to Brittney spears while wearing a speedo and a squidward hat

"Hey Jim guess what I just Spadanked" "damn" "thats spadanky"

by BeckFestBOI December 12, 2018