Spacktop

A laptop given to people who can't write properly in schools so the teachers can understand what they write. It is handed out in schools to special needs kids and it annoys everyone becuase of the annoying tapping sound during exams.

Why have you downloaded so much porn on to your spacktop?

by Ich bin ein Berliner October 16, 2011

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Spacktoid

A human being who is lacking in certain social qualities due to excessive time spent inside playing, amongst other computer games, world of Warcraft.

SMG: Look at those employees at the new Domino's.
SPH: Yep they're Spacktoids alright.

by Stu_G March 29, 2010

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ShackTop

When you're a sassy little shit who ain't need no man.

Hey ShackTop!

Suck my ass Gregg

by SweetBabyJesus March 27, 2015

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Spacktoise

This strange animal possesses a hard shell that protects it well as it spazzes out all over the place. Go near one and risk contusions. Famed for its howl, it can be found throughout India and on some isolated islands owned by Mr. Scare.

"I believe that Spacktoise is about to charge - pray for me."

by lardpony November 4, 2004

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