Spacktop

A laptop given to people who can't write properly in schools so the teachers can understand what they write. It is handed out in schools to special needs kids and it annoys everyone becuase of the annoying tapping sound during exams.

Why have you downloaded so much porn on to your spacktop?

Spacktop by Ich bin ein Berliner October 16, 2011

Spacktoid 

A human being who is lacking in certain social qualities due to excessive time spent inside playing, amongst other computer games, world of Warcraft.

SMG: Look at those employees at the new Domino's.
SPH: Yep they're Spacktoids alright.

Spacktoid by Stu_G March 29, 2010

ShackTop 

When you're a sassy little shit who ain't need no man.

Hey ShackTop!

Suck my ass Gregg

ShackTop by SweetBabyJesus March 27, 2015

Spacktoise

This strange animal possesses a hard shell that protects it well as it spazzes out all over the place. Go near one and risk contusions. Famed for its howl, it can be found throughout India and on some isolated islands owned by Mr. Scare.

"I believe that Spacktoise is about to charge - pray for me."

Spacktoise by lardpony November 4, 2004

ShackTop 

When you're a sassy little shit who ain't need no man.

Hey ShackTop!

Suck my ass Gregg

ShackTop by SweetBabyJesus March 27, 2015

Spaktop 

Mentally retarded.

Why did you do that? you fucking Spaktop!

Spaktop by CuntForest1 August 21, 2016

Spanktopia 

Tea, ‘bout 11:30pm on a weeknight, 3 cranks deep already. Shirt glued to belly

Man am I tired dude, hit spanktopia RQ

Spanktopia by Ricky Silk June 10, 2022