hate-wank

source: gazthatch.

to masturbate whilst thinking about somebody you hate, to see whether you can finish.

a personal challenge of sorts.

I despise her so intensely, I can't even hate-wank.

by lardpony September 04, 2005

Spacktoise

This strange animal possesses a hard shell that protects it well as it spazzes out all over the place. Go near one and risk contusions. Famed for its howl, it can be found throughout India and on some isolated islands owned by Mr. Scare.

"I believe that Spacktoise is about to charge - pray for me."

by lardpony November 04, 2004