Spacktoise

This strange animal possesses a hard shell that protects it well as it spazzes out all over the place. Go near one and risk contusions. Famed for its howl, it can be found throughout India and on some isolated islands owned by Mr. Scare.

"I believe that Spacktoise is about to charge - pray for me."

Spacktoise by lardpony November 4, 2004

Spacktoid 

A human being who is lacking in certain social qualities due to excessive time spent inside playing, amongst other computer games, world of Warcraft.

SMG: Look at those employees at the new Domino's.
SPH: Yep they're Spacktoids alright.

Spacktoid by Stu_G March 29, 2010

spacktize 

To become a spacker/retard/loser/minger/spazz.

Don't go near him John you'll get spacktized

spacktize by Dani2506 December 24, 2008