(noun, verb): Referring to a party who places their lips on the rectum of a second party and inhales the sediment expounded from the anus as a fart is released.
I've met some damn fine spacklevacuum's, but that Raul can really peel the paint off my anus.
An artist who uses far too many vibrant colours in their work, making it difficult to look at. Sparklefaggots have large collections of Crayola products and although they may be very old, the artwork they produce looks like that of a five year-old.
Ke$ha's makeup has so many colours...she's a real sparklefaggot.
That furry likes drawing pictures of cats that look like they got puked on by a crayon box...what a sparklefaggot.