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Spacejames

A prestigious cult started in the late 10s after Samuel Bernard Morton’s first appearance on the pacific islands of Hawaii.

It was in 2019 when the original founder had realized the new evil he had created and was forced to perform a mass genocide wiping out all of the cults followers.

The cult was often compared to the Nazi party that was formed in the 1900s
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Spacejames by Spacejames December 17, 2019
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Spacejam 

A spacejam is a camp male deriving from the African Diaspora who is also an avid basketball player and fan. Spacejam's usually wear non prescribed clear rimmed 'geek glasses' in an attempt to be cool or a hipster. Spacejam's also choose to switch between being a 'gangster' and a 'hipster' when they want, but do not realise, they make a fool of themself in doing so. In addition, a spacejam also fits the stereotype depicted in popular youtube viral video "Being a dickhead's cool". Famous examples of spacejam's are Kanye West, JLS and 'will.i.am'.
Male 1: 'Look at these guys getting on the bus, hide your phone.'

Male 2: 'Na, don't worry, they're just spacejams.'
Spacejam by Ben Gallagher October 14, 2010

SpaceJesus 

The legendary master of posistion has never lost a one to one battle, he would smash you and youre mom in the bedroom and in a battle, even if you have the power of all gods and eternal beings youre fucked if he says: i have the highground.
General Grevius: im going to kill you and add my ligthsaber to my collektion.
SpaceJesus/Obi Wan Kenobi: no I AM gonna take youre legs and arms like that bitch anakin becouse i have the mutherfucking highground

SpaceJam 

A very good Call of Duty player that doesn't really play much anymore after his video game broke.
Hey bill wanna play Call Of Duty? NO MY GAME BROKE IM NOW GOING SPACEJAM STATUS!
SpaceJam by COMMUNICATION July 24, 2018

spacetimeshifting 

A colloquialism used to describe the stealing of physical objects in a less overt manner. See also timeshifting.
Sam: Hey Graham, that's a pretty nice laptop you got there... how the hell did you afford that? Aren't you broke as hell?

Graham: Uh... don't worry about it... I'm just spacetimeshifting it a bit...
spacetimeshifting by Help Center October 8, 2008

SpaceJamClan 

SpaceJamClan is the name of a clan on Xbox LIVE. This clan is made up of a group of teens with amazing talent playing games such as Gears of War and Halo 2.
Dude yesterday on GOW i played a clan match against the SpaceJamClan and totally got pwned.
SpaceJamClan by Shaun Alexander October 7, 2007

SpaceJesus 

A man of extreme power due to his degree in history and German. Some call him a god because no mortal human could possibly contain so much information.
SpaceJesus is the smartest person ever.
SpaceJesus by wickedcity December 12, 2008