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Someone who wants to be a tattoo artist but doesn't want to tattoo. They will tell everyone they are a tattoo artist but will only tattoo the designs they want to do, whereas a real tattoo artist will pretty much tattoo anything on anyone at any time.

They can be overheard saying things like "I don't tattoo for money," and often insult the customer's idea or choice of tattoo.

A space hog thinks that because they make tattoos they are entitled to being respected and or admired regardless of their character.
We went to the studio to get a tattoo but it was just a bunch of space hogs stroking each others ego's and trying to talk us into things we don't want.

I wanted to get a tattoo but some space hog tried to talk me out of it so I left.
Space Hog by Bigote Grande May 9, 2011

slobmonster(space hog) 

Causes rifts in space time through Primeval utterance
Holy mother fucker were in slobmonster(space hog) capitain!
slobmonster(space hog) by hxbmlfs February 13, 2010

Space hogging 

Space hogging is when someone hogs and won't share any type of space that is designed for shared enjoyment such as a bed, sofa or a seat on a public form of transport.
I am lying in bed next to my girl and she is space hogging all of the space again!
Space hogging by Deep_thought January 10, 2016

Hogan Spice 

The small covering of dirt that gets on food as a result of being dropped while cooking over a campfire. It is so named due to the frequent occurrence while camping in the Hogans.
Be our guest, Be our guest
Put our Dutch Ovens to the test
Try the fajitas they're nutritious,
Hogan Spice it's delicious!
Hogan Spice by The_Hawk August 15, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026