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verb: to get drunk, start sucking things off, and vomit red wine all of over yourself
woah, you were so drunk last night, that you soutered yourself.
by hazel April 18, 2004
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Verb: To misrepresent one's own beliefs (political or otherwise) for the purpose of self gain. The term originates from the appointment of Justice David Souter to the Supreme Court by Republican President George H. W. Bush. Although a self-proclaimed conservative himself, Souter soon after revealed himself to be a liberal. Therefore, the verb "souter" or to be "soutered" means most nearly the act of expressing views other than one's own for the purpose of furthering one's own cause.
I'm not actually a Republican; I just want to spy on the Republican campaign rally! I am about to souter the sh** out of these guys.

Dude, that PETA operative doesn't actually like hamburgers! He only came to my barbecue to sabotage my patties. I was totally soutered.

'Joe Millionaire' is a show where an average guys souters a group of bachelorettes by pretending to be a wealthy bachelor.
by cowboyNY June 18, 2010
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1. last name of a member of the united states supreme court.
2. an action wherein your family home is torn down to make room for a Target/Red Lobster shopping plaza.
"after a while got used to shopping for gym socks in what used to be my backyard, but now that the stores have all pulled out after just a few years and it's a desolate scab of land, i really feel like i've been soutered."
by johnsonrod July 16, 2005
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by Pipthehunger March 31, 2025
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Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter

While driving on your yellow Vespa past a female waiting at a bus stop you invite her to take a ride on your hog. When she approaches thinking you meant the yellow Vespa you flop out your other hog and yell "Check out this broad Marbury" at which point she will undoubtedly want to engage in intercourse. Just before you both are about to achieve simultaneous orgasm you must promptly reach into your backpack and retrieve your tukey baster which is then inserted in her cooter. Turkey gravy is then squirted deep into her fallopian tubes.
Agnes thought she was about to have the best Thursday ever, but instead her mysterious stranger pulled a Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter and now her box smelled like Thanksgiving.
by Slaughterhouse April 24, 2007
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Evie Grace Souter is not the favourite child
Evie Grace Souter is not the favourite child
by Bubzzzzz... April 10, 2020
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Depressed bro although she’s pretty cool my guy
“Evie Souter is pretty cool my guy

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by Bubzzzzz... November 11, 2020
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