hazel's definitions

virgitarian

A person who is both a virgin and a vegetarian.

"You're 21 and you've never had sex? You also don't eat meat? You're such a virgitarian!"

by Hazel January 2, 2004

defragasm

The tingling, intense sensation of pleasure one gets from defragging their computer.

The Neon Nerd: i finally cleaned out my computer.
Ssseraphim7: did you defrag?
The Neon Nerd: no.
The Neon Nerd: no defragasms for Hazel.

by Hazel April 16, 2005

how's it hangin'

How are you, or are you hard.

How's it hangin'?

by Hazel June 2, 2004

To nerd

(v.) The act of flaunting knowledge that no one else cares about.

"Then I killed Klauth the Great Wyrm of the North with my greatsword +2 and I kept respawning back to the Temple of Tyr but then my henchman half-orc barbarian-"
"Stop nerding around!"

by Hazel January 3, 2004

Back of the Y

"Back of the Y is without a doubt the greatest thing to grace our television screens in many years. If youre looking for a half hour of full kicking, mind blowing, no budget, stunt laden wanking jokes then this is for you. While everyone seems to be talking about the American series 'Jackass' at the moment, its good to see that our own home grown Kiwi dumbasses Matt Heath and Chris Stapp have once again risen to the challange and made a show so stupid and funny that it makes any jackass look lameass."

"Listen im gonna say this once! DRUGS, are for GROWN UPS! GO TO BED!"

"I'm not an asshole, I'M A MAN!"

"your kids, are on drugs, RIGHT NOW!"

by Hazel September 21, 2004

Tofu

adj. Something which looks appealing and/or identical to something appealing, but is actually bland and synthesized.

"I hate tofu books, their plots are always so cliche."

by Hazel October 23, 2004

teenygother

A teenger, or pre-teen, who spends a great deal of money in Hot Topic or other such stores making them look "rebellious" and/or "gothic," while only managaing to look stupid.

See poser.

Teenygother: I just bought this new Happy Bunny Shirt from Hot Topic, they'll go great with my new hot pink hair and chain pants, and my brand new boot--
Me: Stop being such a teenygother, you moronic poser!

by Hazel May 16, 2005