Bumblefuck

A person who drives really slow in the left lane.

"God, why can't this bumblefuck just move over?"

by Hazel September 25, 2004

Tar-Atanamir

Tar-Atanamir, also called Tar-Atanamir the Great, was the thirteenth King of Númenor.

He treated the Men of Middle-Earth cruelly, and he was the first King to speak openly against the Ban of the Valar. This marks the beginning of the downfall, when the Númenóreans had begun to turn against the Valar and the Eldar, and take pride in their own strength and wealth.

Tar-Atanamir was succeeded by his son, Tar-Ancalimon.

Tar-Atanamir was the thirteenth King of Númenor.

by Hazel December 20, 2006

crackpr0n

Contraversial moderator at Megatokyo who promotes narrow-minded zealotry, and ethnocentricity. Has an array of personality problems e.g. Boasted on line that he had threatened his ex-girlfriend that he would beat up any guy she was dating if she did so before he thought she was ready. Often vassilates between being abusive then trying to avoid responsibility by claiming that people shouldn't care about what he says. Excessively dogmatic and extreme low tollerance when his opinions require rational support.

Well that's just crack(pr0n) for ya.

by Hazel April 23, 2005

Back of the Y

"Back of the Y is without a doubt the greatest thing to grace our television screens in many years. If youre looking for a half hour of full kicking, mind blowing, no budget, stunt laden wanking jokes then this is for you. While everyone seems to be talking about the American series 'Jackass' at the moment, its good to see that our own home grown Kiwi dumbasses Matt Heath and Chris Stapp have once again risen to the challange and made a show so stupid and funny that it makes any jackass look lameass."

"Listen im gonna say this once! DRUGS, are for GROWN UPS! GO TO BED!"

"I'm not an asshole, I'M A MAN!"

"your kids, are on drugs, RIGHT NOW!"

by Hazel September 21, 2004

virgitarian

A person who is both a virgin and a vegetarian.

"You're 21 and you've never had sex? You also don't eat meat? You're such a virgitarian!"

by Hazel January 02, 2004

Capper

Capper is a person who wont stop talking, or talking to you. The type of man who comes over and says 'speek inglsh preety laydee?' The type of girl who say 'Heather has put onnnnnnnn so muuuuuch weight dont you think, like, whateverrrrrr'. A fool.

David : Look, i can totally do an olly...or is a narlly..or..wait, just look at how much my jeans cost me..girls, over here! I can get really drunk on cheap ass beer aswell. Did I mention im,like, totally stoned right now? I hate the world and write bad poems about how much I want to cut myself. If i use my moms make up i can be cool as sheep aswell....

Hazel: Man, that guy is a total capper

Evelyn : I agree. Lets Laugh.

Hazel: Im up for that. 'Hahahahaha'

Evelyn: 'Hahahaha'

by Hazel November 11, 2004

To nerd

(v.) The act of flaunting knowledge that no one else cares about.

"Then I killed Klauth the Great Wyrm of the North with my greatsword +2 and I kept respawning back to the Temple of Tyr but then my henchman half-orc barbarian-"
"Stop nerding around!"

by Hazel January 03, 2004