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Soulbates 

When both a man and a woman confess that they have masturbated to each other, either through pictures or other material. These two later become an official couple after said confession.
Man: There's something I have to tell you...I've masturbated to thoughts of you!

Woman: I'm touched...because I've masturbated to thoughts of you too!

Man: Guess that means we're soulbates. Want to go out?

Woman: Oh God, YES!
Soulbates by TheRuleBreaker November 29, 2016
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platonic soulmate 

•like a soulmate but non romantic
•a best friend that you were meant to be best friends with
•when you love someone so much but you don’t want to date them and they’re not family
•Note: just like you can have a romantic crush you can also have a platonic crush called a squish
Aimee: OMG, I love you Emily, you’re my platonic soulmate.
Emily: I love you too, i’ve had a squish on you for so long

Person 1:Oh are you two dating?

Person 2&3: no we’re just platonic soulmates

Friend Soulmate 

Like a best friend, but different. A friendship born out of the simple fact that it was meant to be. Just as we all have a select number of romantic soulmates, we also have a few friend soulmates walking around waiting for our lives to intersect. They will arrange secret meetings with you, but not in a "tea time" way. In an "anything fucking goes in our world cause we're bout that life" kind of way. You can have unlimited besties if you choose to live that way, but friend soulmates? Limited quantity. Treat that with respect. And bring Velvet Hot Chocolate as a pick me up to make sure this person knows you love them.
"Sarah is turning 21 today and I have to do make it count because we're friend soulmates."

"If you both love: laughing, talking, Audrey Hepburn, sass and class... you might be friend soulmates."
Friend Soulmate by KayEm September 3, 2013

Same Sex Soulmate 

A term used to describe an intense friendship between two people of the same gender. Similar to "best friends", but more intense. These people complete each other, though they are not involved in a romantic, homosexual relationship. If one of them were of the preferential gender for a sexual connection, they would totally get married.
"Wow, M and B are really close these days." "Yeah, they're totally each other's same sex soulmate."
Same Sex Soulmate by m.alice May 11, 2009

platonic soulmate 

the highest rank on the friendship scale

- the only person you can be yourself around without a second thought
- the first person you tell anything and everything to
- they’ve seen you at your darkest and your absolute weirdest
- you could probably walk into their house with no warning and it’s just accepted by their family
I always thought that we were just best friends but it turns out we’re platonic soulmates.

Sex-soulmate 

Sexual partners with excellent chemistry whom enjoy adventurous, extremely satisfying and ridiculously passionate sexual intercourse with intense climaxes each time.
The never ceasing love-making between Isk and Nadia, led them to believe that they were each other's sex-soulmate.
Sex-soulmate by webrokethebed March 5, 2014

Soulmate 

What is a soulmate?
The bond between two people. When you just understand each other and have a special connection that no other could beat. The trust they have with one another is eternal and are always there for each other forever, Infinity and beyond 🤞🏽💞
Lay lay and kray kray 🦋- the two BestFriends-like sisters-are an example of a soulmate. They have lots of things in common and are alike in many ways possible. They are the bestest BFF to each other and support each other and love creating memories together. They are always there for each other unlike some backstabbing snakes 🐍🤓👽. No other BestFriends could beat there connection💎.
Soulmate by Anonymous120805 January 5, 2020
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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