Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Hooswriting

Emplosion

The dramatic inward collapse of a career brought about by one’s own mistakes. An employment implosion.

His career was progressing nicely until that stunt with the boss’ wife at the office holiday party. What an emplosion!

Emplosion by Hooswriting December 18, 2020

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To be graded negatively by a person with a chronically cynical view of the world. To be given a sour review.

I thought the movie was pretty good, but my friend totally sourated it.

Sourated by Hooswriting November 29, 2018

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The kids wanted to make s’mores last night, and Lily was so hungry that she brutalated the bag of marshmallows.

Brutalated by Hooswriting November 22, 2018

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A person who routinely delegates the task of googling ideas to someone who happens to be nearby

Have you noticed that Mark always tells someone else to google things for him? Absolutely--he's such a googlemander!

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