Soudaism 

We worship the great soda mechanic and maybe also simp for Sonia

someone : hopeism and despairism is not for me

m e : s o u d a i s m t h e n ?
someone : no you 1041
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Soudaism is doing the act of religiosly faning over Souda Kazuchi

Soudaism by 11047211037 December 17, 2020

Studaism 

Studaism is a religion founded by Stuart Locke, widely regarded as one of the strangest people you will ever meet... Anywhere, although he disagrees with this because "he's sexy, not strange (much)". The name is a combination of the religion Judaism and his name Stubert or nickname Stuart.

Jimothy: What do you believe in Donald?
Donald: I believe in the Fungal King and the Gods of Studaism!

Studaism by Stuthulu September 8, 2011

Studaism 

To listen to your inner Stu. To embrace changes in life with your Stupendous Student inStude you.

May the Stu be with you.

Charles: I can't find god anywhere!
Shirley: Have you tried under the bed?
Charles: Yes, the bastard isn't under there
Shirley: Oh, I'm out of ideas, may as well join Studaism
Charles: May the Stu be with you
Shirley: Fuck off, Charles.

Studaism by Freedom Badger January 30, 2009

Sodaism 

Sodaism The belief that soda and carbonated drinks are horrible and should not be enjoyed by anyone.
sodaist Someone who believes in sodaism

Sara is a terrible sodaist because she does not want us to be happy and live a great life with soda. I do not like sodaism, I like carbonated drinks!

Sodaism by CoinsandCash October 15, 2019