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Someones bitch

Someone who does everything for you, not very loved by the person you are doing stuff for. If you are someones bitch you are their slave, someone who they need to clean up for them; someone who doesnt mean alot to a significant other.
Oi bitch, go make me a sandwich you useless piece of crap.
You're not just someones bitch, your my bitch
Someones bitch by notknownx March 13, 2011

someones name 

someone who really just seems like they dont like you but yet they go out with you anyway. And every day you'll get so scared that you'll loose them even though you love them but you can't fully commit to them or anyone else just in case they don't feel the same way as you.
i really dont know how to love you (someones name)
someones name by Jodycodylodybody December 6, 2020

someones fucking your bitch 

When you drop the blunt during a smoke session, mainly marijuana or tabaco
Here jerry, take this
Okay! *drops it*
Someones fucking your bitch jerry!!

blowing smoke in someones face 

A flirtatious gesture, generally used as a silent way to ask the second party if they "wanna fuck?" Not to be confused with the same gesture meaning "fuck you!"
All it took to get lucky, was "blowing smoke in someones face". And her smile was the only answer he needed.

riding someones ass 

When you're driving a car and someone is less than a car length behind you.
Victoria: Hunter is such an aggressive driver. If someone isn't going 10 over the speed limit, he is always riding someones ass.
riding someones ass by HunToria March 25, 2016

cuttin' someones lunch 

to have a crack at someone else's woman. Cutting the lunch that someone else prepared.
"Jeff you're cuttin' someones lunch here mate!"
cuttin' someones lunch by Laurain February 1, 2006
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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