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Solipsistic Terrarium Theory

You remember this one, Sam? Well, in case your slow-brain can't recollect, I'll explain it again... It's the theory (posited by me) that states humans exist in what is essentially a solipsistic sphere of subjectivity. Basically a terrarium. And these... Terraria? Terrariums? Whatever- They intersect based on proximity. That can be be more or less perfectly concordant with one another or wildly disparate. For example: Flat-earthers. The earth is flat to them. The contents of their terrarium is filtered through the prism of "the belief that the earth is flat." Ok? So... Why I this relevant?

Hym "It's relevant BECAUSE... The conservatives seem to have co-opted Solipsistic Terrarium Theory... They are cordoning off their aggregation of terraria into this (sort of) parallel reality. Like the Central Finite Curve! From Rick and Morty. That's why all of the plants who are imitating me. That's why all of the new mainstream public therapists who JUST SO HAPPEN TO BELIEVE... That the solution at all mental health problems is not medication but rather JORDAN PETERSON'S THING. Abigail Shriar. Dr. K. Dr. Rape-farm. All of these people and the imposters are the gate guardians of the solipsistic terraria aggregation. That's the entire point of his ARC nonsense. They likely used the Exodus 90 to recruit. Look at what they're doing with Israel Palestine. Every public interaction has become this talking point filibuster. The talking points come from SOMEWHERE.
And they filter their way down from the top. Mike Johnson's position is (word for word) the same as Douglarse Murray and Ben Shapiro and every other talking head. That's why none of the debates GO anywhere. They aren't intended to. They are just on camera to parameterize the acceptable discourse. They are just 'Modeling behavior.' And nothing more. So when they say things like 'America is a Christian country.' Or 'There can never be a separation of church and state.' Or 'Even if you're not a Christian you ACT like a Christian' it doesn't matter that it isn't actually the case. Inter-subjectively, that IS reality within the confines of their shared terrarium. If you reject ANY of it, you don't exist there. They hear no evil, see no evil, nor speak no evil (I ACTUALLY had a guy come up and say that to me the other day). That's why you're out. That's why Matt Dillahunty is out. We're outside of the central finite curve. And they don't believe in THIER God anymore. They believe in mine. That's Solipsistic Terrarium Theory. If you're confused as to why all this is happening... THAT is why."
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