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Solar boner 

The excitement you achieve when you realize that you're sending energy back to the grid and getting electricity for free.
Once I got my solar installed, I couldn't get rid of my solar boner.
Solar boner by Shrink Rap June 27, 2016
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Boner sonar 

Ability to detect erect penises at a distance beyond what the naked eye can see.
My Boner sonar always goes off the charts when I walk past the spooky old house.
Boner sonar by Chazmataz December 23, 2014

Boner sonar 

Ability to detect erect penises at a distance beyond what the naked eye can see.
My Boner sonar always goes off the charts when I walk past the spooky old house.
Boner sonar by Chazmataz December 23, 2014

Sonar Bonar

A boner capable of detecting nearby genitalia via a method of clacking ball sounds.
I was so horny, but thankfully, my sonar bonar led me to the closest prostitute.

My asian buddy got lost in the forest, but thanks to my sonar bonar, I found him by looking for the smallest genitals in the area.
Sonar Bonar by KillerEXE November 28, 2013

Bonar Sonar

An imaginary device that allows a person to recognize when another person has a boner--or has recently seen an attractive person.

Usually held by guys when with other guys. A constant beeping sound is a classic sign of someone's bonar sonar being activated.

Note: The bonar sonar tells when other people have a boner, not yourself. So if person A has a boner, person B would be notified by his bonar sonar.
*An attractive female walks by*

Friend A: (Stares at ass)

Friend B: "Wow, my Bonar Sonar is going crazy right now"

Or

*Friend C is talking to attractive female*

Friend A: "Beep, beep, beep"

Friend B: "What?"

Friend A: "Look"

Friend B: "Haha. He's a player"
Bonar Sonar by Mr. BonarSonar June 18, 2010
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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