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Boner sonar 

Ability to detect erect penises at a distance beyond what the naked eye can see.
My Boner sonar always goes off the charts when I walk past the spooky old house.
Boner sonar by Chazmataz December 23, 2014

Boner sonar 

Ability to detect erect penises at a distance beyond what the naked eye can see.
My Boner sonar always goes off the charts when I walk past the spooky old house.
Boner sonar by Chazmataz December 23, 2014

Sonar Bonar

A boner capable of detecting nearby genitalia via a method of clacking ball sounds.
I was so horny, but thankfully, my sonar bonar led me to the closest prostitute.

My asian buddy got lost in the forest, but thanks to my sonar bonar, I found him by looking for the smallest genitals in the area.
Sonar Bonar by KillerEXE November 28, 2013

Bonar Sonar

An imaginary device that allows a person to recognize when another person has a boner--or has recently seen an attractive person.

Usually held by guys when with other guys. A constant beeping sound is a classic sign of someone's bonar sonar being activated.

Note: The bonar sonar tells when other people have a boner, not yourself. So if person A has a boner, person B would be notified by his bonar sonar.
*An attractive female walks by*

Friend A: (Stares at ass)

Friend B: "Wow, my Bonar Sonar is going crazy right now"

Or

*Friend C is talking to attractive female*

Friend A: "Beep, beep, beep"

Friend B: "What?"

Friend A: "Look"

Friend B: "Haha. He's a player"
Bonar Sonar by Mr. BonarSonar June 18, 2010

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026