A smart and kindindividual who cares a great deal about her family and friends. She is very helpful and rarely turns anyone down if they seek her help. And, she does all this looking like a million bucks.
A man with a big dick, some suspect he's gay but he seems pretty against the lgbt community, but that might be a disguise. We will never know if this gay fag is really gay but we do know he has a massive cock.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.