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Soft Hands 

Something lots of middle school boys have because they masturbate wayyy too much
Friend: Did you feel how soft Randy's hands are!? He has like, REALLY soft hands!

Me: Um...that's because he has been doing a lot of business down there if you know what I mean ;)
Soft Hands by annaa.rosee May 19, 2020

soft hands 

when a hockey player has soft hands, it's generally a player that's good at dekes.

when used in a sexual manner it means he handles himself well on and off the ice.
the puck bunnies like my soft hands

Soft Hands 

Soft Hands is an insult used by posh people to shame or slander somebody. the insult is not fondly used often and normally links to someone with a weak punch or someone with weak small arms almost like a baby.
Robert: hey jack how are you doing today?
Jack: shut up soft hands
Soft Hands by nagoleel May 13, 2025

Soft hands

The way a cowardly baseball team shakes hands after a game, signifying a lack of balls and feminine character
Boy! Seafoam thunder really showed us some soft hands after the game. What a bunch of pussies!
Soft hands by Mitchstein May 7, 2026

Soft Hands Pete 

1. THE BIGGEST GODDDAMN PIMP EVER...hott dam!!!
2. THE SEXYEST PIMP EVER
3. an emo kid...
Yo yo yogie i am Soft Hands Pete

International Men With Soft Hands Day 

On the 10th of March of every year, there is held a celebration for men with soft hands
Happy International Men with Soft Hands day my G's !

soft with my hands 

When someone is genital with there hands in a sexual matter with them selfs of a partner
I’m soft with my hands when touching you
soft with my hands by Zerojj August 15, 2023
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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