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Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick
One of the most important principles of Big Dick Diplomacy. The term was coined on January 26, 1900 by Theodore Roosevelt when his coworker expressed his frustration of not being able to get laid. Roosevelt proclaimed, "Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid." He took Roosevelt's advice, although it has never been officially confirmed if he got laid.
Coworker: "Why can't I get laid?, I always get rejected."
Roosevelt: "Next time you get rejected try using Big Dick Diplomacy. Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid."
Coworker (5 minutes later): "Thanks for the advice, I just got laid."
Roosevelt: "Awesome, I told you it works."
Roosevelt: "Next time you get rejected try using Big Dick Diplomacy. Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid."
Coworker (5 minutes later): "Thanks for the advice, I just got laid."
Roosevelt: "Awesome, I told you it works."
Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick by Forgotten History Revealed May 19, 2016
sofea
The most amazing person ever, when u give her a chance... she is judged bye people from the way she looks and acts. She usually acts loud and crazy, but really doesnt give a shit what people think, she comes from a complicated family, and get guys all the time. When u get to know her and become very close with her she can be the best person u will ever meet, she sometimes cant control herself, but she really trys to be able too. It takes her awhile to care a lot about someone and u have to become extremely close to her in order for her to care about u. She loves to read, and is very smart and always has to correct peoples spelling, people usually use her for her smarts. She only has one person she truely really loves. Shes extremely funny, and always has something to say, or tell people. Shes pretty inside and out.
Girl 1:"Urgg Sofea is so pretty"
Girl 2:"i know ever guy in this school wants her"
Girl 1:"i wish i was like her"
Girl2:"Me too"
Girl 2:"i know ever guy in this school wants her"
Girl 1:"i wish i was like her"
Girl2:"Me too"
sofea by caroltockk December 26, 2016
Sohel
Sohel name means "moon light" in Islam. Kinda too much kind in nature. A little bit introvert and shy, but nothing can replace Him. Too much caring and loving with the one only whom he loved. They can do anything for their love even he can die.. Whom he will love, he love her in truly indescribable, too much deeply and passionate manner. He is slightly complex but helps to everyone.
His brown eyes full of mystery and glowing in furnace and his voice is like a sound of rushing water. His countenance like the sun, shining in all it's brilliance.
His brown eyes full of mystery and glowing in furnace and his voice is like a sound of rushing water. His countenance like the sun, shining in all it's brilliance.
sofea
A beautiful human being that is able to change lives through her eyes, her smile and especially her actions. She is an amazing listener too
Sofea knows what she is doing
sofea by Wonderboy_adam March 28, 2015
Softlock
A softlock is a savestate in video games where you are placed in an inescapable situation, preventing progress forward in the game, and also preventing backtracking, leaving you stuck in a particular position with no hopes of escaping. This is usually the product of design flaws, overlooked mechanics or levels, or simply glitches embedded in a game.
The most common way to escape a softlock is to restart the game from the beginning.
Examples of a softlock may include but are not limited to: death on spawn, spawning inside a wall, a game autosaving right the instant before you die, etc.
Gamer1: "Dude, the yesterday I reached the hardest level in the game, but the game autosaved while I had 1 HP and a monster was shooting at me. Now everytime I load my save file I die right away!"
The most common way to escape a softlock is to restart the game from the beginning.
Examples of a softlock may include but are not limited to: death on spawn, spawning inside a wall, a game autosaving right the instant before you die, etc.
Gamer1: "Dude, the yesterday I reached the hardest level in the game, but the game autosaved while I had 1 HP and a monster was shooting at me. Now everytime I load my save file I die right away!"
Gamer1: "Dude, the yesterday I reached the hardest level in the game, but the game autosaved while I had 1 HP and a monster was shooting at me. Now everytime I load my save file I die right away!"
Gamer 2: "Wow that sounds like you got softlocked bro. Better create a new save file and hope it doesn't happen again!"
Gamer 1: "Damn it! I had so much progress in that save file!"
Gamer 2: "Wow that sounds like you got softlocked bro. Better create a new save file and hope it doesn't happen again!"
Gamer 1: "Damn it! I had so much progress in that save file!"
Softlad
Originating from Liverpool, a slang term meaning 'idiot' or 'stupid', but in a nicer way. Equivalent to Cockney people using the term, 'plonker'.
'Why did you do that? Softlad!'
Softlad by Online Fan July 24, 2016
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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