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Someone with a weak personality. A wimp, a pussy, a soft person.
Iain Bowser is a right fucking softlad
Softlad by J.Pickett August 28, 2007

Saftladen 

German slang
Saftladen is a derogatory term used to describe a shop or any service business, really, that offers junk, a substandard choice of goods, is overpriced or just has plain bad service.
Jeez, that Berlin Masters thing really is a Saftladen!
Saftladen by Saftladengnome September 6, 2021
A soft lad in the "scouse" dialect of Liverpool, England is someone who is "soft in the head" or slow-witted.
Jim Royle: How would you know, soft lad?

Antony Royle: Dad, I'm 15.
soft lad by UKMikey August 4, 2012
Thomas McCarthy

- Lack of block work

- treats women with respect
McCarthy’s a fierce soft lad around the women needs hand cream because of his lack of block work
Soft lad by Timnagle July 30, 2019
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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