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How mrs lowe says sold
Mrs Lowe: blablabla to find out how much they SOWELEDAH...oops *SMASH*...NO RECYCLING!... *Tryes to draw a stright line but has a sezure instead*
Nick : Hey mrs lowe *BLAH*...OUNS!
Mike : *turns around quickly quite attrated and turned on*
Gerg : *Picks of the airplane that he wasnt even close to catching* Snaged it!
Janna : *Snort* dur...*picks up the desk but falls over and cant get up*
Soweledah by cunt342134 January 24, 2008
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Swelled Up 

When it's clawing its way down your leg.
Kevin Bacon got all swelled up when he saw Denise Richards in "Wild Things" and had to tell his children to leave the room.
Swelled Up by slomustang50 November 21, 2010

swelled head 

What you give a guy "upstairs" when complimenting him on the impressively "ballooned" status of his "crown" that he possesses "downstairs".
One should take care when verbally admiring a guy's desire-engorged "equipment" while you're also giving him a blowjob, since this may give him a major "swelled head" both "upstairs and down", and of course may also cause him to involuntarily make a huge mess all over your face in the process.
swelled head by QuacksO April 9, 2020

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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