sowelled 

Blocked, Smacked, Destroyed, Ruined, Hurt, Cock Blocked, Looking Ulgy, Homo, Fag, Non-Vag, JR, The worst possible thing.

Robert was sowelled hard when chris cock blocked him.

sowelled by Drofvag November 14, 2009

Soweledah

How mrs lowe says sold

Mrs Lowe: blablabla to find out how much they SOWELEDAH...oops *SMASH*...NO RECYCLING!... *Tryes to draw a stright line but has a sezure instead*
Nick : Hey mrs lowe *BLAH*...OUNS!
Mike : *turns around quickly quite attrated and turned on*
Gerg : *Picks of the airplane that he wasnt even close to catching* Snaged it!
Janna : *Snort* dur...*picks up the desk but falls over and cant get up*

Soweledah by cunt342134 January 24, 2008

Swelled Up 

When it's clawing its way down your leg.

Kevin Bacon got all swelled up when he saw Denise Richards in "Wild Things" and had to tell his children to leave the room.

Swelled Up by slomustang50 November 21, 2010

swelled head 

What you give a guy "upstairs" when complimenting him on the impressively "ballooned" status of his "crown" that he possesses "downstairs".

One should take care when verbally admiring a guy's desire-engorged "equipment" while you're also giving him a blowjob, since this may give him a major "swelled head" both "upstairs and down", and of course may also cause him to involuntarily make a huge mess all over your face in the process.

swelled head by QuacksO April 9, 2020