Mrs Lowe: blablabla to find out how much they SOWELEDAH...oops *SMASH*...NO RECYCLING!... *Tryes to draw a stright line but has a sezure instead*
Nick : Hey mrs lowe *BLAH*...OUNS!
Mike : *turns around quickly quite attrated and turned on*
Gerg : *Picks of the airplane that he wasnt even close to catching* Snaged it!
Janna : *Snort* dur...*picks up the desk but falls over and cant get up*
What you give a guy "upstairs" when complimenting him on the impressively "ballooned" status of his "crown" that he possesses "downstairs".
One should take care when verbally admiring a guy's desire-engorged "equipment" while you're also giving him a blowjob, since this may give him a major "swelled head" both "upstairs and down", and of course may also cause him to involuntarily make a huge mess all over your face in the process.
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"
"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hairspider fell out onto my hand