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sockhead 

When your girl pulls a nylon stocking down over her head and sucks your dick. The feel of her nylon lips and wet silky tongue against your shaft is such a rush. It also catches most of the spooge so she can choose to eat it or wear it.
Man: Its my birthday an I just got one wish...

Woman: Whats that babe...

Man: I want you to give me sockhead tonight!

Woman: Just let me bust out my pantyhose...
sockhead by Sockheadlover April 26, 2011
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sockhead 

Term to describe a fan of the late, great Mtv cult show Sifl & Olly. See also crescent fresh.
"Gawd, I'm such a sockhead."
"But dude, that's crescent fresh."
"Super cres."
sockhead by Spike Jonez October 24, 2004

Sockhead 

A term used by scousers to describe a fool or a scruff.
“What did you do that for you sockhead?”
“Nah he’s a sockhead him lad”
Sockhead by Uniped August 5, 2025

sickhead 

comes from the south west of London around the Wimbledon area... meaning a person is crazy or sick in the head to do such and obscene thing
-"allow jumping over that barbed wire fence, you sickhead" ... cops are comming
sickhead by Jon July 7, 2004

sickhead 

When someone does something cool or crazy they are a sickhead.
Brody runs onto private farming land and getts the farmer to chase him with his shotgun for trespassing. In this situation Brody is a sickhead.
sickhead by Finn'Shizzle September 10, 2006

Sock-head 

A person who wears their beanie lightly set upon their head, so that the beanie sticks out and it looks like they have a sock on their head
Adam: "whats up with that kids beanie?"

Brad: "oh dude thats a sock-head"
Sock-head by honeysuckles September 30, 2009
Somebody who is deceptive, ignorant or otherwise unpleasantly cunning. Not a friendly, jovial term, a Sackhead is very much similar to a dickhead, in which said person is claimed to have a penis, or in this case a (Nut)'Sack' upon their head.
'Matt is a Sackhead'

'Only a Sackhead would do that'
Sackhead by Mightybear April 27, 2006
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