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A person who wears their beanie lightly set upon their head, so that the beanie sticks out and it looks like they have a sock on their head
Adam: "whats up with that kids beanie?"

Brad: "oh dude thats a sock-head"
by honeysuckles September 30, 2009
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Feb 27 Word of the Day
From STEM, an abbreviation short for "Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics", a STEMlord is a pejorative term for a particular kind of person who has studied in these areas at university or works in these fields who holds a pretentious, condescending attitude to anyone who has studied in any other fields, particularly the Arts and Humanities. They typically believe themselves to be more "intelligent" and "rational", while generally remaining incredibly ignorant outside of their areas of expertise and having the charisma of a rotting pig's backside.
"Ugh, I wish Reddit wasn't full of STEMlords the entire goddamn time."
by nopeidontneedanameok October 15, 2015
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When your girl pulls a nylon stocking down over her head and sucks your dick. The feel of her nylon lips and wet silky tongue against your shaft is such a rush. It also catches most of the spooge so she can choose to eat it or wear it.
Man: Its my birthday an I just got one wish...

Woman: Whats that babe...

Man: I want you to give me sockhead tonight!

Woman: Just let me bust out my pantyhose...
by Sockheadlover April 07, 2011
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Term to describe a fan of the late, great Mtv cult show Sifl & Olly. See also crescent fresh.
"Gawd, I'm such a sockhead."
"But dude, that's crescent fresh."
"Super cres."
by Spike Jonez October 24, 2004
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A person who has a weak chin or a fat neck so their profile looks like one of someone with a sock dragged over their head.
'man that girls got a fat neck!'
'yeah she's a right sock head'
by Joseph Croot February 21, 2008
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a girl who wears a sock over there ponytail. its a look. i guess.
wow look at that sock head
by charley May 16, 2004
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When a man takes a sock and draws a funny face on the end of it and then puts it on his penis and runs around a public place flapping it side to side.
The football game was nice, but there was a sock head who ran out on the field during halftime.
by catfishio June 09, 2011
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